...Or Do Anything You Like With Him

When William Gillette wanted to adapt the Holmes stories, he wrote to Arthur Conan Doyle asking if he could make the change of marrying Holmes off. Doyle replied, “You may marry Holmes or murder him or do anything you like with him." I live by these words every time I call Holmes gay so much I sound like Robert Downey Junior on a late night show.

...declaring my love to my friends, having the wrong opinion, cool t-shirts, untitled google docs, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, overexplaining, infodumping, bad writing, people as transgender as I am, Bojack Horseman...